So...you thought you knew Skinnymojo?

Mojo was born in 1975 behind the EZ stop in Verona KY, mother unknown. He was found and raised by a band of traveling Jewish circus performers and was given the name on Wojohowitz, after the long running series Barney Miller.

that's wojohowitz on the left...

You know him as Mojo today due to his horrific handwriting and sketchy literacy (he always confused his M's and W's). His adoptive parents were assholes, and continually mocked him by calling him "Mojo" while pointing and laughing, and the name just stuck.

Mojo growing up:

Mojo was always picked on in grade school because of his offensive body odor and prehensile tail but, he never let that get him down. He turned a minus into a larger minus by promoting death-metal bands, further drawing more attention to himself and ultimately being socially ostracized.

like this, only stinkier

High School:

High School was where I first met Mojo, and in an act of uncharacteristic kindness, he invited me to sit at his table in art class. He "broke the ice" by offering to show me his afro-like pubic thatch, of course I agreed and was very impressed.

He always found uses for it after shaving

In high school he was slightly more popular after the tail removal surgery and more frequent bathing. But, his love for peanut-butter and onion sandwiches still kept most folks at arms length. At 450 pounds his name was "FatMojo" all through high school. Between junior and senior year Mojo was taken under the wing of Richard Simmons and in turn for certain "services", he had him slimmed down to a cool 138 pounds... He came back to school with a "fuck you" attitude and a new moniker...SKINNYMOJO!

Skinnymojo owes everything to this man

Today:

Skinnymojo is the administrator of a successful

forum and general pain-in-the-ass but, an all-around hell of a guy.

He still misses his prehensile tail.