Bloglodytes

By Tea In The Harbor

There once was a tribe of the fact-deprived who thought they had something to say.
They followed Sir Glenn, the newsman who cried and listened to Porky?s revenge.
They championed free speech for all who agreed and STFU for the rest.
And then they began to teabag the land but didn?t know quite what that meant.
They recoiled in fear at the end of the year when they found that the gays were there first
They hadn?t evolved with the rest of us all so they hadn?t before heard the word
Teabagging had meaning before it was uttered by the lips of this patriot lot
So they took to their keyboards and into the blogs and they cried ?We are victims of Plots,
To bring down the Nation that only we love we assure you that baggers we?re not
If you say that again we?ll be forced to defend our right to unsay what you heard?
I told you they hadn?t evolved and it?s true these troglodyte members of blogs
Their own refusal to find their mistake has enraged these dwellers of caves
And so when you see them out there on display in the forums of internet tubes
I ask that you not call them baggers of tea for the error?s not really their fault
They have simpler minds from simpler times and while it?s not easy to see
It?s just in their nature so don?t start picking a fight
With the tribe of the Bloglodyte

Pictured: American patriots

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